Archive for August, 2007

27
Aug

The Best Week of My 21st Year on Earth

August 20 - 26

The Best Week of My 21st Year on Earth

Soundtrack of the Week

  1. Papaya [PGKNB THEME]
  2. Crazy for You [MADONNA]
  3. Walang Kapalit [PASCUAL]
  4. It Must Have Been Love [ROXETTE]
  5. Si Volvieras a mí [GROBAN]

The Week in Bullets

  • We already taped the episode of 1 vs. 100. I did not make it through but I had the time of my life in that game show. Hell I would join it over and over again whether I win or not, if only for the experience! I actually lost but I was kind of “high” in the end. I was hunting celebrities to take pictures with them at the cafeteria! How high is that?! That is so not me.
  • I will pass the second Calculus exam with flying colors. If not for two items that my cramming brain overlooked I would ace that exam. Of course this is weird because this is the first time that I actually felt happy in a Math exam ever (I was smiling during the exam, imagine!) I only slept two hours the night before the exam because I was cramming and yet this.
  • On the other hand I think I will not fare well in the Political Science 186 exam. I had two weeks to review for it. I didn’t. That’s a good thing for me if I crammed the night before the exam. Neither did I. In short I was only armed with stock knowledge I had from lectures. Is this reversal of fortune for the two exams mentioned? This is so weird.
  • I will be employed once again starting September 1, 2007. Same old part-time call center stuff but this time 80% of the clients is from Mexico. My Spanish has been dormant for quite a while. It’s time to wake it up.
  • I had a gay person cut my hair in a Bench fix Salon before I went to tape the 1 vs. 100 episode. I told him: “Bahala ka na, basta magmukha lang akong tao ngayong araw na ito.” Mukha naman daw akong tao (Nanghihingi siguro ng tip.) I don’t know if I should be happy with the new haircut. It’s quite different from the usual barbero haircut that I get. But in fairness, hindi na ako mukhang taong-gubat. Maybe that’s a good thing.
  • The average hours of sleep I had this week were 4 hours. I had three exams. I had the taping which was postponed several times. The week was very hectic but I enjoyed a lot. Definitely the best week of being 21.
  • I’ve met a lot of interesting people because of the 1 vs. 100 gig.

Since this is the second to the last weekly report before the New Year starts (My New Year starts September, don’t be weirded out…) I think I will just discuss the weirdness of the bitch we call life.

1. Life is a Bitch – True. However we should always remember that life is our bitch. We are the boss. We control it or at least we get the illusion that we are controlling it. That’s the way it should be.

2. Everything happens for a reason – This sounds like a cliché right? However there are weird occurrences in life that we can’t explain specially when it comes to making decisions. It’s as if our decisions are pre-programmed. They happen because they should happen and they will lead to something else, something that we don’t know about yet at the beginning but will become clear in the end. Of course in the end you marvel at the weirdness of it.

When I got a little exhausted studying Spanish a year ago I decided to buy a book-CD combo from Powerbooks using the money I saved during that time. I wasn’t working as a call center agent yet back then. I was torn between Portuguese and Mandarin Chinese. Both languages were available and I can’t decide which one to buy. Mandarin was the popular choice among the three personalities living in this body of mine and so I almost bought it. At the last minute I changed my mind and chose Portuguese instead. I got accepted as a Spanish agent in a call center a month after that. Three months later I was working for the Portuguese support team. It may have been pure coincidence but I can’t seem to shake off the feeling that I was drawn to buy that Portuguese book/CD because somehow life knew that I will land a Portuguese Support agent position in the near future.

Want a weirder example? Let’s look closer.

The day after passing the screening for 1 vs. 100 Pilipinas Game KNB sent me an SMS asking me to come to ABS-CBN for screening at 9 AM Saturday. I had an exam at exactly 9 AM Saturday in UPD. I was devastated. I’ve been waiting for that screening for two years already. A few hours later NDCC declared classes suspended. The exam was moved to another date. I was able to go to the screening as if the weather made it possible for me.

The 1 vs. 100 taping was moved Saturday (yesterday), the call time for which was 1 PM. Again, I was supposed to have an exam at 1 PM in UPD again. Last Friday I opted not to go to UPD anymore because of lack of sleep. I wanted to rest. Somehow I was drawn to come to my 3:00 – 4:00 class, a one-hour discussion class in Economics, the exam for which was the one scheduled at 1 PM Saturday. It was obviously a waste of money for the fare but I went. I found out that there is to be a LATE EXAM scheduled this coming Wednesday, a more difficult exam for those who have conflicts of schedule. I wouldn’t have known that if I didn’t come to that class. If I didn’t know that I would have spent the whole day studying for the 1 PM exam that I could opt to take on another date. If I studied all day I wouldn’t have been able to go to the meeting with my former supervisor who offered me the job starting September 1.

I know it’s weird but I am really amazed by this. It seems as if my life is in chaos but then everything just falls into place as if the path is already being cleared for me. All I have to do is walk though that path.

Abangan ang susunod na kabanata.

19
Aug

Edu Manzano, Here I Come!

August 13 - 19

Edu Manzano, Here I Come!

Soundtrack of the Week

  1. All I Want for Christmas is You [CAREY]
  2. One Night Only [BEYONCé]
  3. Love at First Sight [KYLIE]
  4. One Night Only [HUDSON]
  5. Papaya [PGKNB THEME]

Movie of the Week: A Love Story

  • The title is already sufficient for you to know what the movie is all about. It is a love story which makes it different from other love stories because it has a guessing game portion in the first half of the movie.
  • There were scenes shot in Macau but of course you only know that because I’m telling you now (unless you have seen the movie already).
  • The trailer is very effective because it makes you very curious. You want to know who the mistress is and who the wife is. And so you end up watching the movie.
  • Possible alternative titles: “Sino ang Kabit?” “Guess the Mistress.”
  • A lot of drama scenes for Angelica here but the one in Délifrance with Maricel simply did not work for me. As for the other drama scenes, ok tolerable. Is it me or is she fatter than she should be? I’m talking about the first half of the movie (the flashback scenes). Fino photoshop ba talaga yung mga magazine centerfold niya?
  • Maricel is the one you should watch in this film. Her acting here is just normal. Hindi siya nagtataray. Hindi siya dumadakdak. Her acting was plain and for me that’s a good thing. Parang walang ka effort effort. Natural na natural ang dating.
  • The only thing that’s new about Aga is his abs. Lagi na lang ganitong characters ang pino portray niya. From Dubai to All My Life to this film lagi na lang siyang eligible bachelor. It’s as if wala na siyang range as an actor. I remember him play a psycho in a 90’s movie once and effective naman siya. I wonder when he will play a more challenging role.
  • With three or more love scenes in the film the love triangle did show some of their “assets.” Aga flaunts his abs once in a while. Angelica flaunts her cleavage as usual and Maricel flaunts her legs.
  • I’m just a little worried about Angelica Panganiban’s roles every time she does a TV series or movie with Maricel Soriano. In Ama, Ina, Anak she was Maricel’s daughter. In Vietnam Rose she was Maricel’s sister. In this film she is Maricel’s kaagaw. I wonder what role she will portray in her next TV show or movie with Maricel. Maricel’s mother perhaps? Granny?
  • Dante Rivero was funny. Old sick people who talk nonsense in movies are funny. That’s why they are there, to be funny.
  • “Ang bulaklak parang babae. Wag mong pipitasin kung sisirain mo lang because you will never find another flower as beautiful as her.”
  • Best scene for me was the Aga - Maricel confrontation scene in the kitchen.

1 vs. 100: The screening was fun. I arrived at ABS-CBN at 10 AM and we finished at around 5 PM. There was an exam (10 Identification and 20 Multiple Choice.) The Multiple Choice questions were easy and the Identification questions were the hard ones. Only 107 of us remained from the more than 500 (approx) who came. We introduced ourselves one by one after the one-hour break. They said that they only need 101 and so 6 would be removed. Being the eternally dull human being that I am I’m actually nervous that I’ll be removed! Hahaha. Our face was registered via webcam along with our finger prints (haha, parang NBI, lol) via a special finger scanning technology thingie into a computer system. This game show will be hosted by Edu Manzano and it will be shown in primetime once a week (Saturday or Sunday). Wish me luck. Sana matuloy.

Alfie’s Luck: When it rains it pours. Ambergris also called during my 1 vs. 100 screening asking me to go there for an interview. I don’t know what the heavens are trying to accomplish in giving me this lucky threesome (pardon the term) but whatever it is I’m definitely taking advantage. Opportunities knock only once. I have two knocking on my door right now. Ambergris I already dismissed. Aja! =)

Pilipinas GAME KNB?: The day after the 1 vs. 100 screening PGKNB texted asking me to go for a screening to ABS-CBN Saturday at 9 AM. I was devastated because I also had an exam at 9 AM in Diliman but thanks to NDCC classes were suspended. I’ve been waiting for this for 2 years now. That’s how frustrated I am to join PGKNB. I arrived at 9 AM. We were at once brought to the PGKNB set. The set is so small!!! Cameras really do magic tricks, parang ang laki nito sa TV e! We were asked to answer a 10-question exam. Only those who got 8 and above were asked to stay so from 500+ only 106 were left (107 sa 1 vs. 100 nung isang araw). We were asked to introduce ourselves (All 106 of us) and say something different about us. So I just told them that my hair is weird because when it’s long I look gay; when it’s semikal I look like a convict; and when it’s short I look like an addict. The 2nd exam was similar in format to the first one (also 10 questions). The result was not revealed. Pa suspense pa ang mga mokong. You’ll only know if you passed if they text you or call you within a few weeks. First taping day is on Friday at 1. I think I only got 8 in the 2nd exam because I didn’t know that siling labuyo and siling haba are different kinds of SILI! Ano ba! I also answered “Smile, JESUS loves you” instead of “Smile, GOD loves you” Stupid me.

Long Weekend: Thanks to Bagyong Egay (how insensitive sa mga nasalanta!) we had a very long weekend. Last Tuesday I declared a personal half-day holiday. Classes were suspended from Wednesday to Saturday and Monday is another holiday. If and when I feel like it I could declare another personal holiday on Tuesday which makes this the longest weekend ever, a whole week to be exact!

Academics: Because of the three consecutive typhoons that hit the country classes were suspended and all of our exams were postponed. Kamusta naman. Now I have to face four exams by the end of this week. At least I could still review because laziness got the best of me this week and I wasn’t able to review seriously for these exams. Bad me. Tambak na naman ang make up classes, tsk tsk tsk.

11
Aug

Killing Me with Cuteness and Mediocrity

August 6 - 12

Killing Me with Cuteness and Mediocrity

Soundtrack of the Week

  1. End of Me [RAVEN]
  2. Lights and Sound [YELLOWCARD]
  3. One Night Only [HUDSON]
  4. It Ends Tonight [ALL AMERICAN REJECTS]
  5. Holler [SPICE GIRLS]

Movie of the Week: The Simpsons Movie

  • I am not a Simpsons fan but this movie certainly converted me into one. Has this show always been this sarcastic and funny? I thought South Park was enough comedy for me. I didn’t know I was actually missing a lot!
  • LSS na ako sa Spider-Pig! Sino ang may mp3!!! What happened to Spider-Pig anyway? Hindi na siya pinakita after the escape sequence.
  • Spider-Pig. Spider-Pig. Does whatever the Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can’t. He’s a pig. Look out! He is the Spider-Pig. ROFL!
  • Every scene in this film is actually funny but for me the funniest was that of Green Day performing on the barge. When they paused for a minute to talk about environmental awareness the people started throwing anything they can which made the barge sink and then the trio did a spoof of the Titanic violinists. Afterwards there was a mass where there was a “funeral version” of American Idiot being played on the piano, lol.
  • May sense din naman yung movie behind the laughs. I think they are fighting to save the environment nga, hehehe. I don’t know it seemed to be the main focus of the movie. Kahit comedy siya beneath it all may message. Sa South Park movie naman parang tolerance of other cultures kasi lagi nilang tinitira ang Canadians tapos sa ending nagkabati bati rin sila lahat, lol. Bakit hinahanapan ko ng meaning? Shet nababaliw na ko.
  • There simply is no dull moment in this movie. I think almost every scene made the audience laugh. Of course the funniest scenes were the awkward ones like when Maggie smashed her baby bottle and threatened the monkey back. There were a handful of celebrity cameos as well.
  • The movie is like an extended single episode as some people in the online community already pointed out. The story of the movie is about environmental pollution and how it almost destroyed the town where they lived. I think that summarizes it. Homer is the culprit of course.
  • Another funny scene was when Marge and Bart were inside the convenience store and they saw their WANTED poster. Marge distracted the store owner and then Bart drew fake hair and everything on it and then the family he drew came to the convenience store and got arrested instead of them. Luma na yung joke pero benta pa rin.
  • This definitely is the best comedy I’ve seen so far for this year. Ratatouille is no match in terms of comedy. As in.
  • It managed to rake in $74 something million in its opening weekend at the North American Box Office. $75 million lang ang budget nila. Bawi na.

1 vs. 100: This is ABS-CBN’s new quiz show franchise. The premise: 1 vs. 100. The studio player will be asked multiple choice questions and there will be a group called the MOB with 100 members. They will also answer the questions and those who get it wrong will be eliminated. The prize money accumulates and it could only be taken home if all of the 100 is defeated. Exciting!

Language: Needless to say the Korean language is killing me with its cuteness right now. I’ve realized that I already have 4 Koreanovelas in line for DVD marathon sessions. I’ve decided to restart learning Korean & divided the 15-chapter book into mini sessions lasting 3 months. My problem in language learning is that I’m always ambitious in the sense that I tend to rush language learning by reading a couple of chapters in 1 session. I’ll try this new method & see if it’s better. I’m already familiar with the hangul and I’ve already memorized the “Important Expressions” that a typical foreign language book will give you at the first chapter. My favorite so far is soo-goh-hah-shoss-soh-yoh. The book says it means “Well done,” or “Good job.” I think this is the cutest among the expressions I’ve learned so far, lol. Pronounce the bold o like the o in love. Cute!

Academics: The PS 150 exam was overrated and yet my performance was mediocre at best. I can’t seem to change this study habit of mine. I think I’m a crammer by nature and seeing that it works simply means that there is no effort to eradicate it. It seems that I really do prefer cramming on the day of the exam than studying tidbits of the coverage a week prior to it. As mentioned, mediocre.

Weather: It was raining the entire week except Friday I think. If I remember correctly there were two storms named “Chedeng” and “Dodong.” As usual DepEd suspended Wednesday class right after students had already come to school. Hello where’s the sense in that? As usual they suspended classes for all levels the next day (Thursday) when there was less rain. At least we got to rest.

Work Again?: My former supervisor is contacting me and arranged a meeting for Thursday. Some of my co-workers were also invited. They will be establishing a new call-center and will be in need of Spanish-speaking agents. This would mean work again. I’ll still think about it. If it won’t match with my schedule maybe I’ll just defer the offer (if possible) until the semester ends in October. Confused…

Water: We now have water supply, that which could fill a 5-gallon container in three days. How fun! The good news is that at least the water boys are allowed access of the elevators again and so the 25 pesos decreased to 10 pesos once again. The bad news is that they could only access the elevator after 12 midnight, which means we have to sleep late if we don’t want to stink the next day. Fun!

Health: My average daily sleep is just 6 hours which is 2 hours less than necessary. The sad thing is I guess I wouldn’t be able to pay off that sleep debt, shet. On the other hand I’ve been making “lamon” oatmeal everyday regardless of its blandness and drinking lots of water has been part of routine lately. I don’t know if that would offset the detrimental effects of sleep deprivation. Bad me.

11
Aug

All about the Shroud of Turin

All about the Shroud of Turin

DISCLAIMER: Notice the Courier New font? This is just a flashback article. If I remember it right I made this one in 2004 or 2005. I’m just publishing it here because I think it makes sense naman, lol, so why not share. It is safe to say that the author of this article is the “pre-agnostic ME.”

DISCLAIMER: All information and statements in the paragraphs to follow are just paraphrased versions of the contents of the book I’ve read entitled THE SECOND MESSIAH by Knights and Lomas. The contents of the paragraphs are NOT MY OWN ideas. For people who are so devoted to their faith, don’t read this because it contains many claims that will seem blasphemous for you. And so I recommend this to the free thinkers and open minded people…

P.S. The book is not a The Da Vinci Code wannabe; the authors say it’s factual and that they have scientific facts to back their theories…

The book claims that the miraculous image in the Shroud of Turin is not that of Jesus Christ. For those people who were absent in their religion classes when this topic was discussed, let me enlighten you (Okay, this is me but I’m only explaining, I’m not giving comments.) A shroud is a long cloth that is used to wrap the bodies of dead people in the early times. The Shroud of Turin was first displayed in Turin (somewhere in Italy I think) at around 1300 AD, hence the name Shroud of Turin. It is believed to be the image of Jesus Christ and that it was the same shroud used to wrap him after crucifixion. In the early 90’s, the Vatican allowed scientists to investigate the origin of the shroud and three distinguished forensic laboratories around the world, again according to the book agreed that the shroud couldn’t have predated 1200 AD. Jesus Christ was crucified at around 33 AD. The process was called Radio Carbon Dating. If you want to know more about Radio Carbon Dating, do some research on the topic because it is a long complicated issue. Arguments like the shroud was an art work of Leonardo da Vinci and it was some photographic hoax were discredited because the book claims that scientists said that there were no brush marks found and that photography wasn’t available during the time.

The question: Whose image was imprinted in the shroud? The book says that it is the image of Jacques de Molay, who according to them is believed to be the second messiah and the last grand master of the Knights Templar. Who is this Jacques de Molay? What is the Knights Templar? The next paragraph will explain that.

The book claims that it all started with the crusades. Once again, for those people absent when this was discussed in religion class, let me enlighten you (This is me again.) The crusades were formed to reclaim the holy land Jerusalem, which was invaded by the Turks (or Muslims I think) around 1100 AD. It was pioneered by the wealthy monarchs of Europe and the reigning pope (I think it was Urban II). The book claims that nine knights vowed in a life of chastity, obedience, and all properties in common (as opposed to chastity, obedience, and poverty) and that these nine approached the pope and asked for his permission so that they could guard the pilgrims in Jerusalem because bandits were so active during those days. But according to the book, the nine knights had a hidden agenda and they only used the bodyguard issue as an alibi to excavate the temple of Jerusalem. Why would they excavate the temple? The book says that there were hidden treasures and scrolls of the teachings of Jesus and the Jerusalem Church under the temple. In order to understand this, a little history lesson is necessary.

This is the book’s version of the history of Jerusalem. According to the book, there were two sets of Jews when Jesus was active. The first group belonged to the Jerusalem Church where Jesus also belonged and the other was the group of gentiles and Diasporas outside the walls of Jerusalem led by St. Paul. From what I remember (Again this is me), St. Paul was a Roman soldier whose original name was Saul but later changed to Paul when he was converted. The book claims that St. Paul misinterpreted the teachings of Jesus. According to the book, symbolic phrases like RAISING THE DEAD and TURNING WATER INTO WINE were misinterpreted and given literal meaning by St. Paul. The book says that in the colloquial use of language during that time, RAISING THE DEAD meant enlightening the unenlightened. The book claims that the Jerusalem Church considered people outside their faith as DEAD and considered their selves the LIVING. So the expression RAISING THE DEAD could have meant converting the pagans and others who didn’t believe in the Jerusalem Church. TURNING WATER INTO WINE on the other hand means elevating one’s spiritual status. The book says that Jesus administered symbolic resurrection by letting the person being converted have a symbolic death, after which the said person is wrapped in a white shroud signifying a symbolic resurrection as initiation to their faith. These, the book claims were misinterpreted by St. Paul and thought that the Gentiles that Jesus had powers to literally raise the dead and literally turn water into wine.

Another claim of the book is that Jesus had a brother called James the Just. The book says that the ministry of Jesus was originally led by his cousin John the Baptist and later passed to James the Just when Jesus was crucified. The book also says that James the Just was more popular than Jesus and also loved by the people. James was then murdered by the Romans and the Jews went on a revolution mainly due to fanaticism, which led to the destruction of the Temple of Jerusalem caused by Roman retaliation. The Jews defended their holy land but the might of the Roman Empire was more than they could take. Cities after cities fell. Most of the Jews inhabiting the place died while some hid and some fled. According to the book, the members of the Jerusalem Church, which the book considers the real Church fled to Greece and dispersed themselves across Europe while the gentiles and others either died or hid somewhere. A certain group called Essenes, according to the book, hid in the labyrinth under the then destroyed Jerusalem Temple and brought with them the sacred scrolls of the Jerusalem Church and treasures.

The book says that the group of St. Paul survived and later was considered as Christians and their leader was the Pope. The Jerusalem Church on the other hand was dispersed across Europe and came back to the holy land during the crusades. And now I must warn you that we have come to the most controversial claim of the book. If this was a religious roller coaster, we are approaching the loops.

The book believes that a certain group called Rex Deus exists, its members composed of the original Jerusalem Church. I don’t know what their sources are but the book says that a Rex Deus member approached a certain priest or minister to share a secret which in turn was told to them by the minister. According to the book, the alleged Rex Deus member said that it is a tradition in their family to pass a secret knowledge from father to a chosen son (not necessarily the eldest) of the secrets of their group but since he has no son, he chose to tell the said minister. The book says that the Rex Deus member said that in the early Jerusalem Church, there existed two schools. One was exclusive for girls and one exclusive for boys. According to the Rex Deus member, both schools were headed by the priests of the said Jerusalem Church who used the name of angels like Michael, Gabriel, etc instead of their own names. It is said that a common practice of the said Church was for the priests to conceive a child with the girls of the exclusive school once they turn fifteen or sixteen and marry them to an older Jewish man to have a family. And now for the most controversial claim… The Rex Deus member apparently said that a sixteen year old girl by the name of Mary was visited by an angel Gabriel and married her to a man named Joseph. (Again this is me) Just for clarification, this is not my idea and it could be verified that it is not mine if you read the book.

The Rex Deus member said, according to the book that Mary didn’t like Joseph at first because he was too old for her but eventually learned to love him and they had four more children. The book says that this might be a tradition of the early Church to preserve the genealogical line of David. The book speculates that Rex Deus members exist up to this day and they wear a symbolic ring depicting the two pillars of the Jerusalem Temple called Boaz and Jachin, which represents the kingly and priestly line of David. The Rex Deus also said, according to the book that the royal colours of the house of David are Green and Gold.

According to the book, the said nine knights (The original Knights Templar) were members of the Rex Deus and that the crusades were just cover up stories so that the Rex Deus members could regain their treasures, their birthrights from under the temple of Jerusalem. The book also speculates that it was a conspiracy because the pope back then (Urban II) died shortly after reclaiming the holy land. The book said he was dispatched after his usefulness expired.

The Knights Templar, as the book says gained popularity back then and rendered their service to the Pope even if they didn’t believe in him. The book claims that the said Knights Templar and Rex Deus were descendants of the Jerusalem Church where Jesus belonged and that the Pope and the Roman Catholic Church are descendants of the Jews led by St. Paul. The Knights Templar, as the book suggests became bankers all over Europe and yielded organizations such as Freemasonry, which included non-Rex Deus and non-Knights Templar members.

Jacques de Molay, according to the book was the last grand master of the Knights Templar (they were arrested back then as heretics by the Roman Catholic Church and Phillip the Fair of France) and was also crucified in a wooden door by a skilled torturer popular for nailing people they torture wherever possible. The book says that Molay was crucified in a wooden door, whipped, and crowned with sharp objects so he could suffer Christ’s sufferings. He was then wrapped in the shroud and laid in a soft bed because he was expected to recover. The Knights Templar, as said by the book, believed in Jesus Christ as a prophet but not as a God and they didn’t worship the cross. However, they believe in God and the teachings of the said Jerusalem Church. Molay was tortured to give a confession denouncing their organization and was expected to recover to confess to the people. He was laid in a soft bed wrapped in a shroud. The book says that this Molay person was in a coma for a day because of the trauma. The mixture of his blood, sweat and heavy doses of lactic acid in the blood caused the imprinting of his image in the shroud, which was kept for 50 years in the dark by a family friend after he recovered.

The authors of the book conducted some tests regarding the shroud and came with a conclusion that the image printed in the back and front of the shroud wouldn’t be possible if the person wrapped was lain on a hard surface. The soft surface of the bed allowed the miraculous printing and position of the hands as shown in the shroud. The position of the arms, as said by the book would be impossible if the person was on a hard surface. The arm position was possible if the person was on a soft surface bent rather than straight. This Jacques de Molay person was said to be crucified around 1200 AD and was later burned but not in the stake. The book said he was roasted along with a co member of their organization.

The book also claims that the Roman Catholic Church had a dark and controversial history. The book says that the RCC had three ways of dealing with hazards to the faith. The first one was ridicule. The book says that the RCC would ridicule the idea and if it doesn’t work, they would absorb the idea as Catholic. The book claims that the RCC denied that the shroud was really the shroud of Jesus but later accepted it as that for the fear that their followers back then would discover that they crucified the said Molay person. The last way was destroy. They would arrest people as heretics to be burned at the stake, excommunication, etc.

Okay, now this is me. This is my opinion regarding the issue. We all know that the Church had a very controversial history. We know that December 25 is not the real birth of Jesus but was the feast of the pagan god Mithras. The Church only adapted it because it was popular back then when the religion was starting. We also know that the Church abused indulgences and belief of heaven and hell specially during the dark ages, this was also evident in the Philippine setting during the Spanish colonization. What I’m trying to say is that even if the Church was horrible back then, it doesn’t really matter because I personally believe that faith depends on the individual. Priests and Church ministers are humans too and as human beings, we are not exempted from committing mistakes because we are not perfect. We already heard of priests having children, priests abusing people, etc. This is a clear indication that they could also commit mistakes. The papal infallibility was unquestioned back then but was already admitted by the Vatican a few years back that the pope was not infallible indeed. The Vatican only pardoned Galileo in 1992, which means they only believed that the sun is the centre of the solar system in 1992 even if it was already scientifically proven centuries ago. The Roman Catholic Church is a religious institution. There are many religious institutions in the world, different religions; religions denouncing each other and proclaiming their God as the real God. In this setting, who are we to believe? Of course we will support our own beliefs, and so will they. The point is that the God whom several religions call by different names every day is just the same God guiding us all. We only have different names for God because of our cultural differences and beliefs that are more convenient for us. Why am I even giving my view about this? Well, I already shared the book so I might as well give my insight, right?

Science and Religion are like Oil and Water. They are immiscible. And whatever we do, they will never complement each other because they are of different leagues, different beliefs. Jesus might be a prophet for the Muslims, for us he is a God, for pagans he is just somebody else. Whoever he is for different people, the point is that he already left us a legacy. He already cast his long shadow to guide us in our daily lives. He already did his mission on Earth whether we acknowledge it or not. He already helped in the development of the human race. Considering him a God, a prophet or a nobody is not going to undo any of his great accomplishments that already served as a great source of inspiration for many people.

It isn’t wrong not to believe in an existing God but it is certainly not worse to believe in one. The decision really lies on the person and his spirituality. There is nothing wrong in believing and getting inspiration from a supreme being, whose existence is intangible. At the end of the day, isn’t it better for us to have believed in him and his guidance in attaining a better life? If at the end of our lifetime we could prove that there really is a heaven and a God of different names waiting up there, or even if there isn’t, the important thing is that we have lived our lives as human beings, people who have helped our brethren on Earth, Christians and non-Christians alike.

Faith is blind. Blindness could be a curse, but it could also be a not so perfect opportunity to reflect and realize certain truths without the biases of the seen world.

Siyempre nag advertise pa ako no, if you want to test your faith further, yung mas OA pa kesa sa The Da Vinci Code, try the books from Arrow Publishing… =)

05
Aug

Thriller Water Chocolates

August 30 - 5

Thriller Water Chocolates

Soundtrack of the Week

  1. Excuse My French [2BE3]
  2. Girlfriend [N*SYNC feat. NELLY]
  3. C’est La Vie [B*WITCHED]
  4. Holler [SPICE GIRLS]
  5. Thriller [JACKSON]

Movie of the Week: Ratatouille

  • The story is about a rat that wants to be a cook and indeed became one by cooperating with a man who turns out to be the son of the dead but great chef who owns the restaurant where they work in Paris, France.
  • The movie I think would appeal more to children because I was a little bored while watching it. Finding Nemo is better in terms of comedy and adorable creatures that you could sympathize with. Let’s get real here. When you watch Finding Nemo you are hit with the realization that your pet fish is alive and you even get to the point where you want to release it to the ocean because the movie really got you. As for Ratatouille even if you see these rats as “adorable” animated creatures would you really feel the same way if you saw one cooking in your kitchen? I thought so too.
  • The funniest scene that got the most laughs (and in my opinion really is the funniest scene) was when the pack of rats led by the muscular one kidnapped the health officer and threw him in the food vault.
  • As the poster says you pronounce the title as “ra-ta-too-ee” but if you want a more genuine French pronunciation then you should pronounce the R as the French would pronounce it which requires the participation of your throat. Pronounce the R as if you were gargling. It would come out more or less as a hard H as in hha-ta-too-ee. The final oo-ee sound could be merged which would sound like the 2nd syllable in the word baduy.
  • I think what makes the film funny is the irony of the rat character itself. A rat is supposed to be dirty and stuff but this particular one (Remy is the name) actually does not prefer walking on all fours because the same hands it uses for eating would get dirty. Remy also prefers food from the kitchen rather than food from the garbage, and knows how to cook because of its ability to read and watch TV.
  • The animated short was also funny in a way but for me the best Pixar animated short remains to be that of the Birds on the electric power line. The animated short in this film is about alien abduction training.
  • So far this film has performed well in the North American Box Office although it is quite sure that it will not be as massive a hit as Finding Nemo or The Lion King (two of the highest grossing animated flicks.)
  • Oops I forgot one funny scene! I think runner up yung flashback scene ni Ego when he tasted the ratatouille that Remy prepared. The manner in which the camera zoomed to his face along with the sound effects, swak na swak! Laughtrip as in.

Como agua para chocolate: Once upon a time there were two lovers in Mexico during the civil war. Boy asks for girl’s hand in marriage but since girl is the youngest daughter in the family (there were three of them girls) her mother gave the eldest daughter’s hand for marriage instead. In short the girl stood helpless as her boyfriend married her eldest sister. The girl (TITA) could not marry because according to family tradition the youngest girl in the family takes care of her mother until she (the mother) dies. And so the eldest sister (ROSAURA) and the boyfriend (PEDRO) got married, had a son, then had a daughter named Esperanza. Esperanza married an American boy (the father of which formed the love triangle PEDRO – TITA – JOHN) and had a daughter who happens to be the narrator. And so what makes this book different from the others? The whole book is divided into 12 chapters corresponding to the 12 months of the year. A chapter starts with a recipe which is connected to a segment of the love story (kaya nakakagutom, as in) and magical realism is involved like when Tita was catering for her sister’s wedding (which should have been hers) her tears dropped on the food and when the visitors ate the food they all cried. Cool, lol. Original Spanish version available at Fully Booked Cubao.

Academics: Walang pasok nung Friday!!! That means the exam for PS 150 did not push through. A lot of students requested the exam to be moved on Tuesday but Ma’m Frago was hesitant and so the president did it for us by virtue of a Friday holiday, lol. Prof. Monsod decided to give a make-up exam Thursday next week for Econ 100.1 because 20% failed (Hoy pumasa ako, don’t look at me!).

Cebu Thriller: Almost 3 weeks at youtube, the video of “Cebu Inmates Thriller” already hit almost 4,000,000 views. Na Yahoo! News pa: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070729/wl_asia_afp/philippinesprisoninternetyoutubeoffbeat_070729005751. They also have “I Will Follow Him” (SISTER ACT) routine ata. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o <– link.

Future: The Economics-Second-Degree plan is slowly losing its appeal. It’s not that I don’t enjoy Economics. I even find it very useful in understanding a lot of things happening in the country. I just don’t know if I have this second degree plan because I want it or because I think I want it or because I think I need it. It’s confusing. I just think that I won’t be able to survive the much more technical side of Economics such as Econometrics and all those other half-breed Math courses. I’m also just thinking that it would be much of a hassle for me, working full-time and studying 12 units at the same time. At least if I just choose to work full-time and then have another part-time job (Translation: Work myself to death) after two years I will have earned enough to fulfill two of my wildest academic fantasies: The 5-month European Language Tour and the NUS MA. : ( On the other hand my mother is already giving me “suggestions” such as “O pagka graduate mo sumunod ka na rito ha dito ka mag apply ng trabaho.” I just can’t tell her yet that going back to Malaysia for good is not part of any of my plans A-J. I think I will really just stay here for 2 more years, be a Spanish-speaking zombie slave of an American MNC/TNC, teach Spanish part-time, be just rich enough to realize my plans and start a career at 25. Careers start at 25!

02
Aug

The World Ends in 2060 – Isaac Newton

The World Ends in 2060 – Isaac Newton

A comet will hit the sun and not the Earth in 2060 causing it to expand in size and turn everything around it into a blazing inferno. At least we won’t be having a Deep Impact or Armageddon moment. We will just melt like M&M’s. This is what my professor said according to Newton’s end of the world prediction based on the book of Daniel in the bible. After a little Internet digging I have not found anything about the comet-hits-sun thingie but there are loads of links regarding Newton’s apocalypse prediction. Well if it’s about “end of the world” research then count me in.

This is one of the “kalog” sides of Isaac Newton as we discussed in Political Science 193 (Modern Political Thought). Contrary to popular belief that Isaac Newton was just the boring nerd that he was there were also rumors that he preferred to be referred to as “pretty” rather than “handsome” during his time. This of course is not connected to the End of the World prediction. I’m just imagining that if the rumors were indeed true then he could have started a 17th century version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy considering the weird fashion they had during those days. Weird as it may seem I’m also imagining Newton dancing with Sandara in a Rejoice commercial flipping his white curls while singing the Rejoice jingle. What’s with the wig, honestly?

Okay fine. Aside from the popular “Science-geek” image Newton has I’ve learned that one of his “hobbies” aside from Alchemy was Biblical Exegesis a.k.a. Careful Interpretation of the Bible. Lucky for us he did not base his apocalypse prediction on reason but rather on religion. This is of course a good thing considering the fact that he actually discovered or invented (whatever!) his laws of motion and other science stuff that we actually follow today. If he based this prediction on reason then I might have ample reason to believe that we are doomed but the fact is that he did not. Party na ito! Lol.

Come to think of it even if it turns out to be true should we really care? Should you care? Well I think I shouldn’t care. I was born in 1985 and by the time 2060 comes I will be what, 75? I am not aware of the average life expectancy of a Filipino male but I honestly believe that I will not live to be 75. Come on, 75? Boring. If you were born earlier then I think you should not worry about anything. If you have a kid and he or she was born before 2010 then you might have to worry but I think you should leave the worry to him or her because he or she will more or less be 50 when that time comes – old enough to worry by him or herself. What about your grandkids? Let their parents worry for them.

And so what was Newton’s basis for this apocalypse prediction? Well he interpreted Daniel 12:7, the contents of which I am not aware of because I haven’t read it. Apparently he predicted that the world will come to an end 1, 260 years after the foundation of the Holy Roman Empire by Charlemagne in 800. As for the manner by which the world will end like I said I still have not found anything about the comet-hits-sun prediction in the Internet as mentioned by Prof.

I also managed to download a JPEG copy of two of the Newton manuscripts that surfaced in the Internet with regards to this issue. Thanks to Newton’s very legible handwriting the two JPEG files could now be found in my desktop’s Recycle Bin. If you want a soft copy of the said manuscripts then you are welcome to use Google and Yahoo to search for it — that is if you want an adventure similar to decoding an Egyptian hieroglyph. Sorry I’m just bitter that I can’t read his handwriting. Maybe you can. Good luck.

I am not really interested about this End of the World thingie. It has been predicted before that the world would end in 1998 and then 1999 and then 2000. It just goes on and on and on until it finally comes true and the one who “accurately” predicted it becomes a celebrity for a minute or two before we all perish. What interests me is the comet-hits-sun thingie which my professor mentioned. I think I should ask him about it. It’s just a unique end of the world prediction. It has always been a Deep Impact or Armageddon prediction, Geocentric you may call it (Aba aba ina apply ang lesson, lol). This one is unique in the sense that the sun is the target, Heliocentric (naks!). As for my opinion I think that the end of the world prediction I actually believe in right now is the Death of the Sun prediction which is not really a prediction but a fact. As we know from high school astronomy the sun is destined to die because that’s what stars do in the long run, die. But I think that will not occur in a few million years so why bother. If you are interested in some of the many versions of the End of the World then read on.

Another popular End of the World prediction is that of the Mayas — those indigenous people who used to and the descendants of which still live in what we know today as the country of Guatemala. According to their calendar the end of the world will be in the winter solstice of the year 2012, more or less Christmas of that year. This is according to the Mayan calendar and ancient Mayan predictions stating that the world would just last 13 “baktuns.” I don’t know what a “baktun” is but I think it is a measure of time. The online source says 144, 000 days.

I saw a book about this Maya End of the World stuff at Powerbooks even before we discussed Newton. I think I might buy the book but definitely not soon because Midterms week is already approaching. In Diliman the end of the world happens each time a semester ends, when you start praying that 3.0’s would appear in your class cards and not 4.0’s nor 5.0’s. I think it is safe to say that the End of the World happens in Diliman every October and April. Newton is not even sure of 2060 because he said apocalypse could come later than that. At least in Diliman we have accurate dates.

To Sir Isaac Newton, man of science and religion, I offer thee this song of praise: Kahit anong dumating kaya tong harapin, kaya kong abutin. Kering keri subukan, suntok sa buwan tatamaan. Kahit saan magpunta napupuna na nila na iba ang ganda, sa Rejoice ko nakita, sa Rejoice lumigaya. Kering keri susunod sa aking galaw. Kering keri laging nangingibabaw. Kering keri, kering keri ko! Thank you tekkenzaibatsu.com for the lyrics, love ka ni Newton. =p